An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.<\/p>\n
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired.<\/p>\n
Holding hands, they walked back to their old school.<\/p>\n
It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they\u2019d shared, where Jerry had carved \u201cI love you, Sally\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet.<\/p>\n Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home.<\/p>\n There, she counted the money \u2013 fifty thousand dollars!<\/p>\n Jerry said,\u00a0\u201cWe\u2019ve got to give it back\u201d<\/strong>.<\/p>\n Sally said,\u00a0\u201cFinders keepers\u201d<\/strong>. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.<\/p>\n The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighbourhood looking for the money and knocked on their door.<\/p>\n \u201cPardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Sally said,\u00a0\u201cNo\u201d<\/strong>.<\/p>\n Jerry said,\u00a0\u201cShe\u2019s lying. She hid it up in the attic\u201d<\/strong>.<\/p>\n Sally said,\u00a0\u201cDon\u2019t believe him, he\u2019s getting senile\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.<\/p>\n One said:\u00a0\u201cTell us the story from the beginning.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Jerry said,\u00a0\u201cWell, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n The first police officer turned to his partner and said,\u00a0\u201cWe\u2019re outta here!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"